Well it does not exist! It is in your head. The best job ever is the one that you are going to work hard for and work for yourself, not some other guy that want you to get rich on your back.
Get on your feet today and try to understand the meaning of those words. That means that you have to work hard, study hard and break the chain of the bossiness that you are now bathing in. Yes! That means that you have to become your own boss and not trust anyone that tells you that you are less than him.
So put your mind togethet and try to find something that really suits your needs. You are not a muppet but a real person that deserves respect and really values the price of his effort.
Ger out there and be the person you want to be, earn as much as you want to earn and be awesome!